Everyday Hustle Jeff

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Stories from the hustle — composite, dramatized, and not financial advice. What this is.

The Reel That Almost Went Somewhere

I have filmed a lot of short videos in a parked car. It is the only place I am reliably alone for four minutes, which tells you something about my life and something about the production values.

One of them went further than the others. Not far in any way that would impress anybody — it did not change my week, it did not produce a single dollar. But against my own baseline it was an outlier by a factor of about forty, and I have never been able to work out what made it different.

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Four Minutes in a Parking Lot, Same as All the Others

There was no plan. That is the honest and irritating centre of this whole story.

I had finished an order, I was sitting in the lot outside the wings place with about ten minutes before it was worth driving home, and I said a thing into my phone about the difference between what an app tells you you earned and what you actually earned. Two takes. The second one was fine. I posted it from the same parking spot and drove home.

It was not better written than the others. It was not better lit — it was lit by a dashboard. I did not hook it more cleverly at the start, which is the thing everybody tells you matters most. If anything I was more tired than usual, which may be the entire mechanism and would be a deeply unhelpful conclusion.

The Two Days It Did Something and the Third Day It Stopped

By the next morning it had done more than anything I had posted, which was a low bar. By that evening it had cleared the bar by a distance that made me open the app more times than I want to admit.

The second day was the real one. It kept going, and the comments arrived, and the comments were the interesting part — a lot of people saying versions of the same thing, which was that nobody had told them about the gap between the app's number and the real number. Several of them were driving already. They just had not done the arithmetic, same as I had not for a year.

The third day it stopped. Not tapered. Stopped, the way these things do, and never moved again.

Nothing followed it. No opportunity, no offer, nothing that turned into money in any direction. I want to be precise about that because this is the desk for things that almost worked, and what this almost did was become the beginning of something, and then it just didn't.

The Six Weeks I Spent Trying to Do It Again

Here is the cost, and it is entirely self-inflicted.

I spent about six weeks trying to reproduce it. I went back to the same parking lot, which I recognize is close to superstition. I made things about the same subject from four different angles. I studied my own outlier like it was a case study, and I concluded a number of things about what had worked, all of which were probably wrong, because I had a sample size of one.

Every one of those attempts did what my things normally do, which is very little. And the six weeks were not free — they were forty-minute jobs, over and over, in evenings that had other uses.

"Just do the one that worked again," my brother-in-law suggested, which is genuinely the advice, and which is also completely impossible in a way I could not explain to him at the time.

The worst part is that I got a bit precious about it. I turned down two ideas I liked because they did not fit the theory I had built out of a single data point. Six weeks of not making the things I would have made, in service of a pattern that did not exist.

What I Kept, Which Is Not the Lesson I Wanted

I still make them. Roughly the same rate, roughly the same parking lot, no theory.

What I gave up was the reverse-engineering. Somewhere in the sixth week it occurred to me that if I genuinely knew what made that one work I would be a different kind of professional, and that a guy with one outlier explaining his own success is exactly the thing I spend an entire desk of this site being suspicious of.

The thing I actually kept is the comments. Several hundred people telling me the same thing about the gap between the app's number and the real number is the most useful piece of information any of this has ever produced. It is a large part of why the ledger exists as its own section here. That is a real return, and it arrived in a form I could not have predicted and cannot deposit anywhere.

Forty times my baseline, three days, no dollars, one genuinely good idea about what to write about next. I'll take the trade. I'd rather have understood it.

Note: Everyday Hustle Jeff is the written side of a digital series. These accounts are composite and dramatized. Any figures are what they were on the day, for one person, and are not a projection, a track record, or advice.

Seven desks, one guy, a lot of things that did not work.

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