Why Every Side Hustle Video Skips the Boring Part
I have watched a lot of these. Not for research at first — for the same reason anybody does, which is that they are pleasant to watch while you eat.
And they are all built the same way, which is easier to see once you have done a couple of the things they describe. There is a setup, there is a montage, and then there is a result. The montage is where the actual work went, and the montage is between ninety seconds and four minutes long.
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The Video That Compressed Six Weeks Into a Song
The one that made this click for me was about building a small game — which is a thing I had, at that point, recently done, so I had an unusually good frame of reference.
His version took four minutes. Idea, sketching, some footage of an editor with code scrolling past too fast to read, a bit where he rubbed his eyes at 2am to establish effort, and then the thing existing and people playing it.
My version had taken six weekends and I had cut eighty percent of the scope. The gap between his four minutes and my six weekends is not that he is better than me, although he might be. The gap is that the six weekends contain roughly four minutes of footage anybody could stand to watch.
That is the whole mechanism. It is not a lie. It is a compression, and the thing that gets compressed out is not the interesting part — it is the deciding part.
What Actually Lives Inside the Montage
Here is what six weekends contained that a montage physically cannot: three separate sessions where I did not know what to do next and sat there. A Saturday where the only output was undoing the previous Saturday. A long stretch of the tedious invisible work that separates a thing you made from a thing somebody else can use, none of which produces a visible change on screen.
And, most importantly, the point at which enthusiasm ran out and the project continued anyway on nothing but a prior commitment. That moment is the single most predictive thing about whether anything gets finished, and there is no way to film it. It looks like a man in a chair being slightly bored.
Every one of these videos has, at its centre, an unfilmable event. The reason so few people who watch them succeed at the thing is not that the information is wrong. It is that the information is complete and the experience is not, and people quit at hour forty of something they had budgeted four minutes for.
What Believing the Compression Cost Me
I have started things at the wrong scale for years because of this, and I do not think I can lay that entirely at the feet of video editors.
Every time I begin something, my estimate is built out of a mental library assembled largely from watching compressed versions. So I budget a couple of weekends for something that is going to take eight, and then when weekend four arrives and it is not close to done, the feeling is not this is normal. The feeling is this is going badly. And things that feel like they are going badly get abandoned, which is the origin of most of the thirty folders.
I want to be fair here: nobody owes me a nine-hour video of the real thing. It would be unwatchable, and I would not watch it.
"You do know they're editing those," somebody at work said when I brought this up, in the tone you use for someone explaining that wrestling is staged.
Yes. I know. I know the way you know a thing intellectually and are still surprised by it emotionally every single time.
The Multiplier I Apply to Every Estimate Now
I multiply my instinct by four. Not by two, which is what I did for years and which was never once enough. By four.
It is a crude instrument and it is the most useful thing on my whiteboard. If a thing feels like two weekends, it is eight, and if I am not willing to spend eight then I should not spend the two, because a thing abandoned at weekend three has produced nothing except a folder.
The other half of it is that I now expect the boring stretch rather than treating it as a signal. Somewhere around the middle of anything there is a period where it is not fun and not visibly progressing, and that period is not information about the project. It is just the middle. Knowing that has finished more things than any amount of motivation ever did.
The montage is not lying to you. It is just not able to show you the only part that matters, and neither of us can do much about that.
Note: Everyday Hustle Jeff is the written side of a digital series. These accounts are composite and dramatized. Any figures are what they were on the day, for one person, and are not a projection, a track record, or advice.